21 February 2006

we've come a long way, babies

On Irina Slutskaya, who scratched the glass ceiling of figure skating costumery. The announcer: "She's wearing pants. Women can do that now."

Welcome to the 21st century, figurina.

20 February 2006

Merkins on the horizon

I'm all for women wearing what they want to wear. But breast tassels to compete in the Olympics? This isn't an audition for Las Vegas Ice Capades.

19 February 2006

Highlights of the Ice Dancing

The mid-Rumba butt hump executed by the Japanese ice skater to her partner. He seemed to like it.
Take it back: the Ukrainian woman's butt slap to her partner's head was just that much more of a winner.

discriminating tastes

This wouldn't happen if I didn't insist on watching sports on t.v. But like most mortals, a trip to Torino just wasn't in the cards. So I end up watching things like the "I'm the man" commercials VW is using to pimp their GTI. In both versions of the commercial, a male driver listens to his GTI's inner robot as it directs him to behave like a sexist creep to his girlfriend, by refusing to close the windows so that he can "hear the engine" or by refusing to let her come along because the car presumably doesn't want the estrogen burden. Driving my own GTI VR6 (similar to turbo, gives the engine the special sauce that makes acceleration fun), I get the whole "listen to the engine" thing (I even keep the music low to hear it) and admit to the preference of keeping the weight down (am loath to cart around all that kitty litter we've been meaning to bring into the house). It goes without saying that a car cannot discriminate according to gender; so why does VW feel the need to do so?

18 February 2006

get out of jail free card

I know Italy is a member of the post-Industrial world. That does not explain why their legal system is mired in primordial goo. Turns out that if a step-dad forces his step-daughter to blow him, he's less guilty of the crime if she's no longer a virgin. Good to know virgin mythology dictates the civic code!

ITALY: NONVIRGINITY LESSENS SEX ABUSE CHARGE, COURT SAYS Sexually abusing a teenager is a less serious crime if the girl is not a virgin, Italy's highest court said in a ruling. The court ruled in favor of a man who forced his 14-year-old stepdaughter to have oral sex with him and appealed a prison sentence of 40 months, arguing that the fact that the girl had had sex with other men should have been taken into consideration at his trial as a mitigating factor. The court agreed, saying that because of the victim's previous sexual experiences, her "personality, from a sexual point of view," was more developed and that therefore the damage to her was less than if she had been a virgin. The decision, which drew a barrage of criticism, opened the way for the stepfather to get a lighter sentence. (REUTERS)

More to the point, though, is why U.S. media relegates this to Reuters feed and deems it not worthy of a multi-line article? Surely it passes the sensationalism test? Or is it because U.S. media enjoys being the tacit accomplice to chronic sexual discrimination against women?

17 February 2006

quelling the angry beasts

I just flew on United, which, after 4 hours of delay, I have moved onto my "Things I hate" list. Then I discovered this:
United has some very sophisticated and very sexist ads out right now. I feel kind of gypped, because the ads have lovely graphics. But cool graphics get you only so far with cranky feminists.
The woman-version ad depicts a businesswoman on the phone with a client, imagined as a monster on the other end of the phone. She travels, ostensibly, to allay her fears about the monster-status of this client. When she arrives for her business meeting, the conference table is full of various unpleasant beasts. By the end, however, they are humanized (never underestimate the strength of power point). Trip taken to quell inner anxieties a resounding success.
In the male version, however, a very different goal (and narrative technique) emerge. The man, after kissing his sleeping boy good-bye, hops on a white goose and flies to a distant forest. In the forest, he joins a round table of other business men (kings, to the man). But the business meeting is interrupted by a dragon! Never fear, the man leaps into action, slays the dragon, receives token of esteem from the princesses, and returns home to present his child with a miniature dragon. Moral of the story: men are dragon slayers, women humanizers. Nice to know that United is doing their part to clarify the division of labor.

12 February 2006

green lantern redux

I am on the edge of my seat, leaning into the curves with them as they race their oddly alien-like figures around the ice. Who knew speed skating was such an exciting spectator sport?

10 February 2006

gimme the remote

I don't watch t.v. at home; we do have one, but I'm not habituated to watching t.v. That is, growing up, t.v. watching was forbidden, and enforced in the form of a 10" black and white t.v. without cable. The only station I can recall with any clarity is pbs, my mother watching Faulty Towers after having sent us to bed. My bedroom was downstairs, and I would sneak out of bed and lean against the door-frame, listening. All grown up, I have a somewhat fractious relationship to t.v. I don't have the patience for most programs and don't really get the narrative lines of nearly most sit-coms or serials. On the other hand, I will set my alarm to wake up in time to watch World Cup games or the Tour de France.
When traveling alone, everything changes. Something about the dead air in hotel rooms impels me to turn on the t.v. immediately. The illusion of life.
A compelling illusion, I find, as I sit in a semi-trance watching "Going Tribal" and "What Not to Wear." Probably these shows were not intended to be watched in tandem, but that is how it happens for me (see above, in re not having patience). I'm struck by their similarity: both shows tap into the viewer's desire to voyeuristically observe people's most intimate details--the content's of one's closet, the minutiae of tribal daily life. This is a capitalist exchange that depends on the viewers' complicit, if unacknowledged, participation. In the preface to each installment of "Going Tribal," Bruce, the pseudo-anthropoligist explains that he pays the designated tribe an undisclosed amount of money for the privilege of filming them. Similarly, the fashion victim in "What Not to Wear" is given a $5000 Visa card in exchange for exposing the contents of her closet and her psyche to the catty barbs of the Stacey and Clinton. The participants get paid to provide the intimate content packaged for the viewers' eager consumption. Simple capitalist model, wouldn't you say?
But something more insidious is going on in both of these shows. For what pasty Britisher* Bruce promises the viewers is the ability to imagine themselves in his shoes as he "goes native." Just like Bruce, we too can consume the illusion of "being" a member of a tribe, replete with the initiation processes, drug use, nudity, and violent fighting. That these are all taboos in Western society, is, of course, not lost on the producers; they're banking on the exoticism of the forbidden to entrance their viewership. And so certain is it that taboo draws the viewers, rather than any authentic experience of "being" native, that the producers lose little sleep over the Bruce's sham participatory anthropology. It's not just that Bruce imagines he can "know" a community after coasting on the surface of their lives, playing at hunting and stick fighting and interjecting earnest asides to the camera. And, given Bruce's language ineptitude (just watching him butcher French as he attempted to communicate with the tribes in Western Africa whose first language was clearly not French made me want to clutch my head and moan), I have zero faith that he could possibly "know" anything about the people whose lives he purports to share. What is galling about this show, is the presumed "innocence" of the natives: that is, that they aren't intentionally and in full knowledge giving Bruce the "tourist's package," the bits and pieces of their lives that they know, thanks to more than a century of white men imposing themselves as "specialists" to "analyze" the content of their existence, are of interest to these white interlopers. But the producers will never acknowledge that, because that illusion is the most compelling one of all.
And it's the presumed innocence of the fashion victims on "What Not to Wear" that gets my goat too. It's not just that the show prescribes an arbitrary, inane, extremely narrow and completely insipid image of "correct" fashion (And though I'm not a long-time viewer, I'm willing to bet that most of the fashion "victims" are women, and, hence, this "correct" image is really just another way to confine a woman's preferred (personal, outsize, chosen, comfortable, sexy, colorful, loud, flexible, creative, whatever) style.). But what is infuriating is that the show presumes that the women dress the way they do because they don't know how to: for each time a fashion victim justifies her choice, for whatever fully rational reason she provides, she is dismissed as being damaged goods (she has deep-seated hang-ups) or just dumb (she's ignorant to what is truly fashionable). In other words, women choose not to look like Barbie because they don't know better; their choices are not rational, but derive from psychological problems or ignorance.
So what this capitalist model really looks like to me is: under the guise of empathy (I the viewer get to view the intimate details of another person's life and experience our similarity), what is being consumed is a free pass to Be Superior. Go Western Culture!


*I don't know for certain that Bruce is British. I am appallingly bad at identifying accents.